FiGhTiNg TiLl ThE EnD
me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me: is that cake
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
citrus-cove:

Elephant!!!

citrus-cove:

Elephant!!!

We were together. I forget the rest.
Walt Whitman (via flentes)

funniest10k:

 

If you drank tea that hot you might be hospitalised.